Join the Team That's Redefining Surprise
At Oh Dip My Titty, Inc., we don't just offer jobs — we offer the opportunity to be part of something that, quite frankly, defies description. Our culture is built on spontaneity, authenticity, and an unwavering commitment to the dip.
Everything you need to thrive in exclamatory excellence
Phrases To Outburst. Say whatever you want, whenever you want. (Actual paid time off is not included, as there is no payroll.)
The ‘k’ stands for ‘karate chop to the shin that makes you yell oh dip my titty.’ Employer match: 0%.
We believe in holistic well-being, which is why we encourage all team members to exclaim loudly when surprised. Studies show this reduces stress. (We have not conducted these studies.)
All positions are remote, primarily because we do not have an office. Or desks. Or computers designated for this purpose.
Build your career at the intersection of surprise and purpose
Analyze dip patterns across demographics. 5+ years experience in exclamatory data. Must be comfortable with ambiguity, as the data does not exist.
Lead our titty-forward go-to-market initiatives. MBA preferred but honestly, what would you even study? Executive presence required.
Ensure all exclamations meet ODMT's rigorous quality standards. Must be able to distinguish between a genuine ‘oh dip’ and a performative one. Zero tolerance for fake dips.
A newly created role reporting directly to the CEO. Responsible for maintaining the energy. No KPIs. No deliverables. Just vibes.
Oh Dip My Titty, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We celebrate diversity and are committed to creating an inclusive environment for all employees. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, national origin, genetics, disability, age, or veteran status.